Bachelorette/Bachelor

 
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6828
6828 ...and then we all throw up. Congratulations on your upcoming wedding!
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6795
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6778
6778 ...you're on the wrong side! Congratulations
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6746
6746 ...and his penis will swell with lust. Congratulations!
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6740
6740 Remember Bachelorette, it's all in the details. Congratulations!
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6684
6684 ...or were you? Congratulations!
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6674
6674 It'll really come in handy if he forgets your anniversary!!! Congratulations!
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6589
6589 As long as it's done tastefully! Congratulations
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6581
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6576
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6566
6566 Congratulations and hold out for the expensive stuff.
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6564
6564 ...we're born that way. Congratulations!
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6512
6512 As long as he has a firm 'you-know-what! Congratulations
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6449
6449 Congratulations!
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6445
6445 ...then make him roll over and beg. Congratulations!
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6361
6361 Congratulations on your big catch!
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6355
6355 MOSTLY DRUNK with a big chance of tits & ass. Congratulations!
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6341
6341 He’ll be fast. You’ll be furious. Congratulations!
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6316
6316 Listen to those who’ve BEEN THERE!!! Congratulations
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6315
6315 ...you will come. Congratulations!
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6246
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6243
6243 A) Take it. B) Leave it. Congratulations!
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5988
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5960
5960 My condolences!
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5959
5959 The other 65% say that they donÕt care; they love him, heÕs a good man, and...
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5933
5933 Congratulations Bachelorette!
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5756
5756 Get ready to leave your old life behind! Congratulations!
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5345
5345 1. Swallow. 2. The other 49 don't matter. Congratulations!
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5164
5164 She knows she's given her last blow job. Congratulations!
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5163
5163 ...but as long as he goes down, who cares! Congratulations!
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