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| 6198 Because first they get blown, and then they get their bottoms licked. Happy Birthday |
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| 6186 Drink up, it's your birthday! |
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| 5088 We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! Happy Birthday |
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| 6162 You're fucking old. |
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| 5490 • Never pass a bathroom. • Don't waste a hard on. • Never trust a fart... |
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| 5764 Another year behind you. |
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| 5180 ...make a wish and blow! Happy Birthday (Novelty: Tan balloon) |
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| 6180 Same shit, different year. Happy Birthday, Buttwipe! |
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| 6165 Fuck me now! |
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