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| 6249 Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened. |
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| 6245 Careful what you wish for! Happy Birthday |
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| 6241 These days I groan louder having a bowel movement than I do having an orgasm! Happy... |
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| 6240 Don't 4Get 2 LOL on ur Bday! |
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| 6238 Have a Happy Birthday, You Big Slut. |
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| 6237 She'll be missed. (Happy Birthday) |
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| 6235 Bottoms up... Legs up... Whatever. |
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| 6233 You look fucking awesome... Honest. |
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| 6232 Chill out... it's just another birthday. |
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