Birthday

 
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6832
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6831
6831 This card just SCREAMS you! Happy Birthday to my favorite Butthead.
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6829
6829 Sparkle on you crazy diamond! Happy Birthday
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6827
6827 Happy Birthday To One Classy Guy!
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6826
6826 Smoking and drinking? Sign me up! Happy Birthday (Oh, by the way, make your own F%#@*...
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6825
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6824
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6823
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6822
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6821
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6820
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6819
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6818
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6817
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6816
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6815
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6814
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6813
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6794
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6793
6793 May your Birthday be wrinkle-free.
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6792
6792 It's your birthday, time to spoil yourself rotten.
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6791
6791 ...and my pants too. Happy Birthday
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6790
6790 Hope your Birthday is a big affair!
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6789
6789 Have a Happy Birthday - no butts about it.
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6788
6788 Have a Happy Birthday - no butts about it.
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6787
6787 If it does, you're in damn great shape. Happy Birthday
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6786
6786 Have a wickedly sinful Birthday!
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6785
6785 Go balls on your Birthday!
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6784
6784 Time to get your eyes checked! Have a flawless Birthday.
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6783
6783 Hope you get some good shit on your Birthday.
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6782
6782 And damn, it's a lot cheaper than plastic surgery! May your Birthday be a cut above...
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6780
6780 Un-Oh! Looks like you're going to have to move again. It's your Birthday, let loose!
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6779
6779 It's your birthday, party like hell!
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6777
6777 Because you're so fucking old! Laugh it off, it's only a Birthday.
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6776
6776 Happy f#@king Birthday to a man who doesn't take any shit from anybody.
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6775
6775 Have a killer Birthday!
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6774
6774 Nap Time! Get off your fat ass and have a Happy Birthday.
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6773
6773 Nothing! They've never met. Happy Birthday Slut!
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6772
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6771
6771 Don't have a Puss-Ass Birthday
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6770
6770 Like to starting to look older, Bitch. Happy Birthday
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6769
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6768
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6767
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6765
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6755
6755 ...besides her cherry. Here's to another year of sluthood.
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6753
6753 Well, you're only as old as the stick up your ass. Happy Birthday!
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6752
6752 At least, you're not constipated. It's your birthday, just let loose.
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6751
6751 Triple D - Dirty, Drunk and Deranged. Happy Birthday
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6750
6750 ...they're effective kicking people in the ass when they ask your age. Happy Birthday!
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6749
6749 Tequila, Tranquilizers & Therapy. Hey, it's your birthday, let the self-medication begin!
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6747
6747 Happy Birthday to someone who gets around.
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6745
6745 ...still a chick magnet! Happy Birthday to a real swinger.
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6744
6744 Happy Birthday to a real sharp guy!
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6743
6743 Whew! Birthdays can be exhausting!
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6742
6742 May your Birthday be a hands-on experience!
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6738
6738 It's your birthday, wear it proud.
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6737
6737 Happy Birthday, you big dreamer!
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6683
6683 ...to having your balls touching the water while sitting on the toilet.
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6681
6681 Well listen Bitch! It takes a Bitch, to know a Bitch. Got it BITCH! Happy Birthday
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6680
6680 It's your Birthday, make some noise!
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6679
6679 One day you'll need them to smuggle alcohol into your nursing home. Happy Birthday
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6678
6678 Wishing you a bad-ass Birthday!
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6676
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6675
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6673
6673 Happy Birthday Slut!
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6671
6671 Shouldn't you be totally dead by now? Happy Birthday
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6670
6670 New fucking aches. New fucking wrinkles. And a new fucking waistline. Happy Birthday
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6666
6666 But not nearly as effective as sticking your legs in the air! Happy Birthday!
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6664
6664 Whew! Safe on both counts! Happy Birthday
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6663
6663 Another year older, proceed with caution! Happy Birthday
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6662
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6661
6661 ...if you'd just let go of your wiener for 5 minutes! Happy Birthday
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6660
6660 Still looking good, girlfriend! Happy Birthday
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6659
6659 He asked to be young again with a big cock between his legs. Happy Birthday (be...
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6658
6658 Happy Birthday to the handiest person I know.
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6655
6655 It'll clear SLUT up in no time!!!
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6653
6653 But you might wanna pull really fucking hard!!! Happy Birthday
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6649
6649 Hope your birthday is full of surprises. (but only the good kind)
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6648
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6647
6647 You're getting a Bible for your birthday, slut!
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6646
6646 It's your birthday, let's pig out!
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6642
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6638
6638 I'm a dickhead. Sorry this Birthday card is late, being a dickhead is a full time...
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6615
6615 Happy Birthday to someone with style and grace!
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6614
6614 Another year down the crapper! Happy Birthday
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6610
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6609
6609 ...and you needed a little lift. Happy Birthday!
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6607
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6600
6600 I have to hand it to you - you look great for your age. Happy Birthday
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6599
6599 Birthdays can be hard to swallow!
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6598
6598 Happy Birthday Smart Ass.
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6595
6595 Looks like it's the perfect size for me. Happy Birthday
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6594
6594 Because it takes a little longer to find your balls. Happy Birthday
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6591
6591 Indulge till you bulge! Happy Birthday
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6590
6590 It's your birthday, enjoy every drop of it!
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6588
6588 Another year gone, so suck it up!
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6587
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6586
6586 ...my OCD kicks in and I start folding their clohtes. Hey, it's your birthday - no pressure.
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6584
6584 So here's your fuckin' cake! Happy Birthday
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6582
6582 Happy Birthday from your viciously honest best friend.
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6580
6580 As long as it's done tastefully! Happy Birthday
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6578
6578 Have a ball on your birthday, in fact, have two!
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6577
6577 May your birthday be the breast ever!
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6575
6575 ...the vibrator just died." May your birthday bring you good vibrations!
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6571
6571 Friends always know the right thing to say. Happy Birthday Big Boy!
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6570
6570 It's your birthday, get clocked.
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6565
6565 Another year. Another brilliant idea. Happy Birthday
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6563
6563 Another year and still delusional. Happy Birthday
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6561
6561 Honey, you learned well. Happy Birthday
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6559
6559 You’re older than dinosaur shit. Happy Birthday!
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6557
6557 You’ll hear no cracks about your age from me. Happy Birthday!
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6556
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6554
6554 You may get your wish. Happy Birthday
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6551
6551 ...and all I got you was this lame-ass card.
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6549
6549 You're so Classy and Fucking Fabulous!
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6548
6548 You're so fucking awesome!
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6547
6547 Have an unforgettable birthday!
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6546
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6545
6545 Hope you wear your birthday well.
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6540
6540 It's just another birthday... so loosen up, you big turd!
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6539
6539 ...now just a bit gassy! Happy Birthday
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6537
6537 ...no big thing.
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6536
6536 ...until you start talking out of it.
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6535
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6534
6534 I'm sure you can guess which finger we're talking about. Happy Birthday
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6533
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6509
6509 A firm 'you-know-what' is important too! Happy Birthday
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6507
6507 "Bone" Appétit! Happy Birthday
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6505
6505 Time to face another Birthday. Enjoy!
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6504
6504 The other night they dropped me three times while carrying me to the car. Happy Birthday!
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6503
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6502
6502 And fucking old! Happy Birthday
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6501
6501 And fucking old! Happy Birthday
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6498
6498 "WHAT THE FUCK" Happy Birthday
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6494
6494 Neither do I. Happy Birthday
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6493
6493 Do you remember who sent it to you? Happy Birthday
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6492
6492 It's your birthday! Make it one to remember!
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6491
6491 Happy Birthday you ageless wonder!
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6490
6490 To keep their nuts dry. It's your birthday, so go nutty!
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6489
6489 We all know you can do that, you filthy slut. Happy Birthday
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6484
6484 ...but in your case, it's more like OMG! Happy Birthday Big Boy!
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6483
6483 It's your birthday! Make it one to remember!
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6480
6480 ...you old douchebag.
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6477
6477 From everyone you slept with this year!
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6451
6451 Have a wet and wild Birthday!
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6447
6447 Raise some hell, it's your birthday!
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6444
6444 It's a bitch getting old and forgetful. Happy Birthday
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6432
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6423
6423 What the fuck happened?! Happy Birthday
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6422
6422 At your age, I just wanted to make sure you remembered how to breathe. Happy Birthday
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6419
6419 Too late, you already are. Happy Birthday
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6418
6418 Another year passed, another pill popped! Happy Birthday
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6411
6411 Happy Birthday to the person I admire most!
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6410
6410 I don’t think you’re all that old!!! Happy Birthday
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6409
6409 Hope this birthday is a cut above the rest! Happy Birthday
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6408
6408 It’s your birthday, we thought this card might come in handy!
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6401
6401 ...but you’re too tired to use it. Happy 50th!
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6384
6384 And you still are! Happy Birthday, Gorgeous!
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6383
6383 Dear Lord, let her get laid!
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6381
6381 Oh shit! Another year older! Happy Birthday
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6376
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6358
6358 Happy Birthday and many more to come!
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6357
6357 Well, apparently it hasn’t come out yet. Here’s to having an explosive Birthday!
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6354
6354 I thought you might want some head. Happy Birthday
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6346
6346 ...tell that lemon to go fuck itself. Pucker up, it’s your birthday!
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6343
6343 Made you look!!! Happy Birthday you pervert!
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6329
6329 ...laugh, cough, pee, sneeze and fart at the same time. Happy Birthday!
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6325
6325 Time to shake off another year. Happy Birthday
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6313
6313 It’s not the age, it’s the attitude that matters. Happy Birthday
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6312
6312 Drink up while you’ve still got a chance. Happy Birthday!
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6310
6310 Hope your birthday is intoxicatingly happy.
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6275
6275 Have a feel good birthday.
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6267
6267 It’s your birthday, let’s get down!
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6249
6249 Inside every old person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened.
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6237
6237 She'll be missed. (Happy Birthday)
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6220
6220 Then we're gonna be the oldest bitches that ever lived! Happy Birthday
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6198
6198 Because first they get blown, and then they get their bottoms licked. Happy Birthday
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6186
6186 Drink up, it's your birthday!
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6180
6180 Same shit, different year. Happy Birthday, Buttwipe!
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6163
6163 You sexy-ass bastard.
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6162
6162 You're fucking old.
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6154
6154 ...I just pooped!
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6139
6139 ...from your best bud!
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6131
6131 Men will actually search for a golf ball. Hope your birthday hits the spot!
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5993
5993 A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Hope your birthday is all it's...
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5990
5990 ...and your one stiff limb becomes supple. Happy Birthday
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5982
5982 ...He's tied up in the bedroom naked. Happy Birthday
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5956
5956 Happy Birthday! May your special day go without a wrinkle!
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5931
5931 Let the skinny bitches choke on 'em. Happy Birthday
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5924
5924 It's your birthday, raise a big stink!
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5893
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5833
5833 1. Get laid. 2. The other 49 don’t matter. Happy Birthday
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5815
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5764
5764 Another year behind you.
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5761
5761 ...it's gonna be another great year! Happy Birthday
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5758
5758 A guy with a nice ass and a big cock! Happy Birthday
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5757
5757 A cute chick with big hooters and a nice ass! Happy Birthday
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5719
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5709
5709 Enjoy your birthday because hair today...gone tomorrow.
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5636
5636 May your wildest wishes come true! Happy Birthday
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5579
5579 It's your birthday... go ahead and get nutty!
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5567
5567 ...now I donÕt know whether IÕm coming or going! Happy Birthday
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5512
5512 Enjoy it, because tomorrow you go back to being just another old bitch. Happy Birthday
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5510
5510 Because tomorrow we go back to treating you like shit. Happy Birthday
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5490
5490 • Never pass a bathroom. • Don't waste a hard on. • Never trust a fart...
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5436
5436 Old people are so cute when they're fucked up!
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5303
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5152
5152 Whoop-Dee Fucking Do! Happy Birthday
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5130
5130 Amen! Happy Birthday
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5109
5109 Happy Birthday Two Jew!
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5088
5088 We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! Happy Birthday
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5051
5051 It's in the bag. Happy Birthday
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5047
5047 ...to the queen of the fucking universe!
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5046
5046 So here's your fucking birthday card.
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