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6867
6867 Happy Bitchday!
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6866
6866 ...fuck it list? It's your birthday, who gives a shit.
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6865
6865 Wasn't that the kid's name from Mayberry? Have a pain-free Birthday.
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6864
6864 Hope your Birthday measures up BIG!
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6863
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6862
6862 Hope your Birthday measures up BIG!
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6861
6861 Don't sweat it, it's only a Birthday!
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6860
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6859
6859 Relax! Let it all hang out! Happy Birthday
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6858
6858 ...someone asks if you're going to need your kidneys much longer! Happy Birthday
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6857
6857 Birthdays stink. Happy Birthday Buttwipe!
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6856
6856 Happy Beerday
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6855
6855 Feel Better Soon
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6854
6854 I got a Facebook Notification that today is your Birthday! Happy Birthday
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6853
6853 OOPS! It's your birthday, dance your ass off.
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6847
6847 Another year older? That's hard to swallow. Happy Birthday
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6846
6846 Oh shit! Smells like another Birthday coming.
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6845
6845 Even a Slut like you deserves a fabulous Birthday.
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6844
6844 Happy Birthday Slut.
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6843
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6842
6842 Birthdays aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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6841
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6840
6840 Thank you for letting me sit on it.
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6839
6839 It's your Birthday, knock back a couple of stiff ones.
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6838
6838 Serving up BIG BIRTHDAY wishes.
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6837
6837 Fuckthat. Don't sweat it, it's only a birthday.
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6836
6836 ...where you don't know if it's a turd or a fart but you let it rip...
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6835
6835 Hope your Birthday is a wild one!
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6834
6834 ...and next to it was a picture of every woman younger and skinnier than us. Happy...
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6833
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6832
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6831
6831 This card just SCREAMS you! Happy Birthday to my favorite Butthead.
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6830
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6829
6829 Sparkle on you crazy diamond! Happy Birthday
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6828
6828 ...and then we all throw up. Congratulations on your upcoming wedding!
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6827
6827 Happy Birthday To One Classy Guy!
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6826
6826 Smoking and drinking? Sign me up! Happy Birthday (Oh, by the way, make your own F%#@*...
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6825
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6824
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6823
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6822
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6821
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6820
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6819
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6818
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6817
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6816
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6815
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6814
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6813
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6795
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6794
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6793
6793 May your Birthday be wrinkle-free.
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6792
6792 It's your birthday, time to spoil yourself rotten.
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6791
6791 ...and my pants too. Happy Birthday
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6790
6790 Hope your Birthday is a big affair!
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6789
6789 Have a Happy Birthday - no butts about it.
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6788
6788 Have a Happy Birthday - no butts about it.
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6787
6787 If it does, you're in damn great shape. Happy Birthday
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6786
6786 Have a wickedly sinful Birthday!
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6785
6785 Go balls on your Birthday!
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6784
6784 Time to get your eyes checked! Have a flawless Birthday.
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6783
6783 Hope you get some good shit on your Birthday.
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6782
6782 And damn, it's a lot cheaper than plastic surgery! May your Birthday be a cut above...
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6781
6781 The cable & internet went out, right? Happy Anniversary you two!
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6780
6780 Un-Oh! Looks like you're going to have to move again. It's your Birthday, let loose!
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6779
6779 It's your birthday, party like hell!
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6778
6778 ...you're on the wrong side! Congratulations
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6777
6777 Because you're so fucking old! Laugh it off, it's only a Birthday.
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6776
6776 Happy f#@king Birthday to a man who doesn't take any shit from anybody.
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6775
6775 Have a killer Birthday!
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6774
6774 Nap Time! Get off your fat ass and have a Happy Birthday.
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6773
6773 Nothing! They've never met. Happy Birthday Slut!
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6772
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6771
6771 Don't have a Puss-Ass Birthday
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6770
6770 Like starting to look older, Bitch. Happy Birthday
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6769
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6768
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6767
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6765
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6755
6755 ...besides her cherry. Here's to another year of sluthood.
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6754
6754 ...to fuck the shit out of me. R.S.V.P. not required.
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6753
6753 Well, you're only as old as the stick up your ass. Happy Birthday!
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6752
6752 At least, you're not constipated. It's your birthday, just let loose.
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6751
6751 Triple D - Dirty, Drunk and Deranged. Happy Birthday
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6750
6750 ...they're effective kicking people in the ass when they ask your age. Happy Birthday!
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6749
6749 Tequila, Tranquilizers & Therapy. Hey, it's your birthday, let the self-medication begin!
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6748
6748 Happy Anniversary! Make it a big one.
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6747
6747 Happy Birthday to someone who gets around.
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6746
6746 ...and his penis will swell with lust. Congratulations!
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6745
6745 ...still a chick magnet! Happy Birthday to a real swinger.
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6744
6744 Happy Birthday to a real sharp guy!
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6743
6743 Whew! Birthdays can be exhausting!
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6742
6742 May your Birthday be a hands-on experience!
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6741
6741 Then you've earned what's underneath.
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6740
6740 Remember Bachelorette, it's all in the details. Congratulations!
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6739
6739 I'm not bad on a lawnmower either. How about trimming my bush while you're at it?
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6738
6738 It's your birthday, wear it proud.
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6737
6737 Happy Birthday, you big dreamer!
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