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6812
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6811
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6810
6810 Peace on Earth
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6809
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6808
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6807
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6806
6806 Now that perv wears an ankle monitor. Merry Christmas
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6805
6805 Naughty is so worth it. Merry Christmas
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6804
6804 May your Christmas be spot on!
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6803
6803 So smile and have a Picture-Perfect Holiday. (You can put your clothes back on now.)
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6802
6802 Remember, it's the thought that counts. Merry Christmas
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6801
6801 ...especially after bitch-slapping the Salvation Army ladies. Happy Holidays
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6800
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6799
6799 Stay there! Merry Christmas
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6798
6798 Ho Ho Holy Crap! Another one for the Naughty List. Merry Christmas
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6797
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6796
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6736
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6735
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6734
6734 Naughty: It's the new Nice. Merry Christmas
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6733
6733 But you've had that reputation for years!!! Celebrate Christmas in a big way.
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6732
6732 Santa must be a democrat.
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6731
6731 You'll find it in the back of my diaper.
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6730
6730 Now excuse me while I go stick my head in the oven. Happy Holidays
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6729
6729 Guess I'll play it safe and get them something CHEAP! Merry Christmas
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6728
6728 Substance Abuse!!! Season's Greetings
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6727
6727 I'm perfectly happy to receive very small gifts with a very large price tags!!! Happy Holidays
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6726
6726 May all your holiday wishes come true.
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6725
6725 ...can kiss my big fat jolly butt!!! Merry Christmas
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6724
6724 But I can't help it if I pee on the floor every time you come bearing...
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6723
6723 Looks like somebody's been looking at your browser history! Merry Christmas
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6722
6722 That shit sure wears out fast. Merry Christmas
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6721
6721 Makes me wanna smack someone! Have a cheery Holiday
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6720
6720 ...so they don't have to help clean shit up.
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6719
6719 Here's hoping Santa brings you everything you asked for. Merry Christmas
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6718
6718 ...but who do you think hauls his fat ass all over the place? Merry Christmas
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6717
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6716
6716 It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas!
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6715
6715 ...try being a little nicer to everyone. It's simple and inexpensive. If that doesn't work then...
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6714
6714 The year I missed, I was on the depraved list. Hope you have a record breaking...
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6713
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6712
6712 It's Christmas! Time to whip up some fun.
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6711
6711 Merry Christmas and many happy returns.
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6710
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6709
6709 It's okay to get a little naughty! Happy Holidays
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6637
6637 Happy Holidays
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6634
6634 He heard the snowblower coming. Season's Greetings
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6633
6633 Warmest Wishes of the Season.
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6630
6630 ...but the pine needles kept chafing my thighs! Merry Christmas
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6628
6628 Fortunately, I took a pill and laid down. Have a mellow Christmas.
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6626
6626 Season's Greetings
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6622
6622 And you're getting clothes and a bible for Christmas! Season's Greetings
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6621
6621 A cute chick with a nice ass and huge rack! Merry Christmas
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6620
6620 A guy with a nice ass and huge package! Merry Christmas
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6619
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6618
6618 ...depending on which one offends you the least.
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6617
6617 It gets worse - your name was on the package! Happy Holidays
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6616
6616 Have a ball this Holiday Season.
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6531
6531 You’re fucked. Merry Christmas
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6530
6530 I checked your computer and it’s full of porn. Merry Christmas, you naughty perv!
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6528
6528 Hope your holiday doesn’t blow. Merry Christmas
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6524
6524 Here’s hoping you get everything you ask for. Merry Christmas
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6523
6523 ...were never meant to be wrapped. Happy Holidays
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6521
6521 ...are well hung!
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6476
6476 Get into the Spirit of the Season!
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6474
6474 Uh-oh, you're on Santa's shit list! Warmest Wishes for the Holiday Season!
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6470
6470 You're going to need a lot of friends: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker, Harvey Wallbanger,...
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6464
6464 Season's Tweetings
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6463
6463 Asshole!
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6462
6462 Happy Holidays from my house to yours.
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6309
6309 Wishing you the best of the season - no ifs, ands, or butts!
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6308
6308 Merry Christmas!
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6294
6294 Ho Ho Hope you get plenty of jollies this Holidays Season!
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6212
6212 It's the holidays! Wish big!
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6207
6207 ...and shitloads of joy!
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6200
6200 Republican Santa Claus. Season's Greetings
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6126
6126 So here's your fucking Holiday card!
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6125
6125 Now undress real slow, just how Santa likes it.
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6121
6121 ...you being an asshole. Season's Greetings
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5937
5937 Dear Timmy, send me your mom. Santa
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5881
5881 Hope Santa treats you well this Christmas.
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5700
5700 Do you hear what I hear? Season's Greetings
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5534
5534 May your Christmas be full of surprises (but only the good kind.)
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5383
5383 Happy Holidays Two Jew!
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5382
5382 Happy Holidays from the three Weiss men!
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5277
5277 Whoop-Dee Fucking Do! Merry Christmas
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5205
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